Step1
Grab your grandpa's old bate can and go to your local Wal-Mart and ask them where the fishing worms are. Or you could go in to a local bait store, ask Bubba the local fishing champion about bate worms but that might be too intimidating. You could catch your own fishing worms in your own back yard, but I would almost bet your ChemLawn specialist probably already killed them all. Wal-Mart is is probably your best bet it's open to all people- even the beginner.
Step2
Those of you with fashion sense wear clothes that fishermen where. For the rest of you just where your favorite old jeans and a comfortable old shirt. You should probably not wear your deck shoes or Dockers. I guarantee you will get dirty in the pursuit of worms. It will be okay though. You will make it through, but wear rugged clothes.
Step3
Leave your hand sanitizer at home. Fishing worms won't bite or hurt you. It can be terrifying leaving your last line of psychological defense at home, but there are millions of people in the world who don't know what Purell is and they still lead long healthy happy lives.
Step4
Grab that little sucker and squeeze him. Use your pointer finger and your thumb. Dive into the fishing worm container quickly and grab it. Don't hesitate when the slime starts to ooze out onto your fingers because if you do you will have to use more than two fingers.
Step5
Get angry. The point of catching fishing worms is to kill them- plain and simple. They have a destiny and that is inside a fish's mouth. So, be a man and hook that worm. Stab the little sucker once through the top. Then, stab him a second time 2/3 of the way down the worm. Do it again. Get him a 3rd time. You can do it. Congratulations, you mighty warrior you caught a fishing worm. Now let's see if you can catch a fish.
